A Brunette with Big Fake Breasts Fell in Love with This Different From Others Dude

I couldn't wait for the third date to be with him, but I also couldn't be with him without an insurance policy.

If anything about my knight in shining armor should turn out to be just a polished frog,

I'd have something to blackmail him with for my disappointment.

Luckily for me, there were no disappointments that night.

Oh!