A Stranger Sneaked Into My House and Wanted to Steal My Things, I Caught Her and Fucked Her Hard

I don't get it.

You broke into my apartment, you're stealing something.

Yeah, you know, it's my first time. I just don't have any money right now and I haven't taken anything. Let me just go. Excuse me.

You're not going anywhere. I'm gonna call the police. They're gonna be all over you.

Don't, please, don't go to the police. I can do a lot of things. Let me work it off, I'll clean the floors. Come on.