Goth Roommate Script

So the scenario is I'm your goth roommate and I've walked in on you ******** on the couch.

Today was so boring. I felt like I was in that office for weeks while I was at that party.

Total buzzkill for me. Hmm. I guess that was what happens when your sister invites you to a drinking

party. Hey roommate, are you back from work yet? Maybe we could share our stories of how today just

sucked. Maybe your day was better than mine. Somehow. But I highly doubt that. Then I walk in