Hot step mom helps with sons boner

So I just got off the phone with the principal and she said that you got in a fight today.

Uh, okay, fine, fine. Hear me out.

It was because they were being very disrespectful to you and they made a very vicious joke and I could not just stand for it.

Honey, it's very flattering, but you don't need to defend my honor.

Come here, give me a hug.