Hypnotising farts and queefs

You say you don't like farts, but I bet I can make you like them.

Clown magic is very powerful after all.

Clown magic can make you do anything.

And I want you to be an ass-worshipping, fart-loving, tooty-wooty little strudel.

All it takes is one little spell, and you'll live to suck the farts out of my ass.