I Arrive on Vacation at a Campsite and See a Girl with a Nice Ass Next Door, and I End up Shoving My Penis Into Her.

Hello, this one. Look, just so you know, I'm gonna be right here, next door, 'cause if you need any help, you can call me or something.

Can I do you over there?

Yeah, well, I'm gonna stay here for a few days.

Oh, that's nice. I like having neighbors.

It's been a long time since I've come to say anything like that.