Male celebrity Alec Newman totally nude and sex scene

I don't know if you've ever been on the dough for long but it does something

extremely weird to your sense of time. Stuff that should take about two minutes

emptying the rubbish, buying a razor or just getting dressed. Takes days, weeks

even. Let alone the fucking novel everyone thinks you're writing and I am

writing but incredibly slowly. I've become like one of those giant turtles