Nerdy Student Girl Invites Friend for Dick Measuring

You're probably wondering why I'm getting a notebook of measurement tape out.

I actually invited you today because I need some help with my master thesis.

I don't know how much I told you about my thesis, but I'm doing an experiment about

dick measurements because I want to find out what the average man's cock looks like.

So I thought I'd do some measurements and I was wondering if you'd feel comfortable