Teachers Dirty Slut Needs to Improver Her Marks

So what are you doing here? I'm in the middle of marking results.

So I got you a Kit Kat instead of an apple.

Because they say I'm like a Kit Kat, you can get four fingers of me.

OK, well that's an interest. I've never had a student say that to me before.

So what are your grades at the moment, do you know?