This chastity device should solve your masturbation problem

Oh, there you are. Look what I got today. It's a little cage for your dick. I thought

it would be fun to put your dick in a cage. Funny and fun. See? This goes on, this goes

on, dick in a cage. And then I lock it up. And then you can't use it. I mean, you can

still pee, but you definitely can't get a hard on. Which is good because there's no

reason for you to get a hard on.